Cats The Movie Reviews

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Cats the movie reviews. Cats suffers from two major flaws. And the first hint of its almighty folly was right there in front of us. Right now the Cats movie sits at a dismal 17 on Rotten Tomatoes and its Metacritic score is no better sitting at a very low 31 which signals generally unfavorable reviews Anyway now that the film has been seen by the press here are some of the cattiest reviews collected for your enjoyment.

Cats is a worthy musical. A truly unforgettable disaster. The movie is apparently awful so awful in fact that Cats reviews have crossed over from being critical to being hilarious.

The queasy fears prompted by one of the most disturbing movie trailers ever seen are realised in full in Tom Hoopers jaw-dropping feline. Cats pushes those effects right off a cliff into the uncanny valley. A mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by.

This movie that has no plot its just a bunch of random cats introducing themselves. First it has no concept of tone. Cats review a purr-fectly dreadful hairball of woe.

The structure of Cats is basically a talent show for cats where the prize is a trip to the Heavyside Layer ie. And to cat-burgle a phrase from Eliot himself theres nothing at all to be done about that. I never saw the stage musical so I didnt know what I was in for.

Provided no one asked questions about intent or authorial voice his tone-deaf and deeply embarrassing musicals could run ad infinitum on the Great White Way. Heaven a place where the chosen cat moves on to the next of their presumably nine lives. The writing was on the wall for Cats and it turned out to be largely accurate.